SHNOOK!ehe), is> > > > like trying to explain rock 'n' roll to a deaf
person!ehehe It just isn't going> > > > to happen!eh I realize that
you live in the shadows of America (most powerful,> > > > influential
& circumcised nation on earth), but please try to break free from> > >
Post by DarrinT68the cultural chains that bind you. Does society & law not dictate
religious Frankie> > > > burials!? Or would you prefer that Gentiles
be buried in Jewish cemeteries, and> > vice versa!? LOL! Every
religion has centuries of customs that apply to both> > secular and
religious denominations within that group. Jews have the SIT-SHIVA> >
to honor the dead, Gentiles have the wake. Jews have the Muniz
Post by DarrinT68Post by d***@aol.comPost by RelaxificationPost by DarrinT68BAR/BAT-MITZVAH at age 13, Gentiles have the comfirmation. Jews have the BRIS> > on the eighth day of life, Gentiles have the baptism. Religious or not, this is> > what is! You do not F with thousands of years of customs. -D, NYC "The first> > sex symbol in movie history was Jewish" - THEDA BARA (b. Goodman)>>
Darrin never disappoints. Why is it, Darrin, that you can make fun of
Canadians, but nobody can say anyting anti-Jewish without your
jumping in and calling them anti-semitic? You need to be more
consistent with your prejudices.> > You also would benefit from being much, much smarter, but that's not> going to happen, is it?> > Stay in school, Darrin,> > Relaxification> (hoping this will provoke another unintentionally hilarious barrage> from D-Diddy.)> >
(Relax's above beaut was so good, I couldn't help but take the
bait!ehe)....
Relaxification, your humor bone appears to be improving!ehe However,
coming from someone who once believed that "YENTA" (nag, pester,
gossip) equated to a derogative term against Gentiles, why am I not
surprised to see that you're still having difficulty with reading
comprehension?eh Relax, first master simple YIDDISH (aka YINGLISH),
then you can tackle circumcision!ehe Sorry BUBBE (hint: not a
derogative term against non-Jews (aka yourself!eh LOL!), while I do
not like to be reminded, my school days are long gone!eh Now here's
your edumacation (ehe) lesson on deductive reasoning 101: eh 1)
"Canadian" is a nationality, not a religion. I have yet to attack
anyone's religion in this forum. 2) As an American, I can afford to
look down on Canadians!ehehe Like it or not, America is the haves, and
everyone else is the have-nots. That is why "they hate us". 3) Unlike
the anti-circ/anti-Semites who fester in this newsgroup, my comments
are not malicious. They are tasteless jabs at best. Jabs that are
humorously done to illustrate the clear correlation between cultural
ideology and how we perceive circumcision. From Clueless Rue to the
recent barrage of CANUCK SHNOOKS, every single one has been guilty of
anti-circ ideology. Relax, word of advice: If you want to argue
against circumcision, be my guest. However, if you choose to respond
out of spite & jealous naivety, my sharp cursor tongue shall continue
to devour you whole!ehehe -D, NYC "My father never lived to see his
dream come true of an all-Yiddish-speaking Canada" eh - DAVID
STEINBERG (sweet Canadian-Jew, comedian, actor, filmmaker)>
No, they didn't have him "done".>>
Assuming that the above is not a poor attempt at sarcasm, the hell
they didn't! ehe Every legendary Jewish comedian is circumcised!eh And
as every SHMO knows, nobody does "the funny" better than the Jews!eh
Such pioneers as... Marx Brothers (NYC), Three Stooges (b. Feinberg,
Horowitz), Ritz Brothers (b. Joachim), Bud Abbott (mother was Jewish,
"Abbott & Costello"), Jack Benny (b. Benjamin Kubelsky), Milton Berle
(b. Berlinger, NYC - Mr. Television/Uncle Milte), Sid Caesar (NY),
Zero Mostel (NYC), Danny Kaye (b. Kaminsky, NYC), George Burns (b.
Nathan Birnbaum, NYC), Woody Allen (b. Konigsberg, NYC), Mel Brooks
(b. Kaminsky, NYC), Joan Rivers (b.Molinsky, NYC), Jerry Seinfeld
(NYC), Lenny Bruce (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, NY), Rodney
Dangerfield (b. Jack Cohen, NY), Andy Kaufman (NYC), Gilda Radner,
Gene Wilder (b. Jerome Silberman), Jerry Lewis (b. Jerome Levitch),
Billy Wilder, Fanny Brice (b. Borach, NYC), Red Buttons (b. Aaron
Chwatt, NYC), Eddie Cantor (b. Iskowitch, NYC), Victor Borge (b.
Rosenbaum), Billy Crystal (NY), Soupy Sales (b. Supman), Henny
Youngman, Jackie Mason (b. Maza), Howard Stern (NY), Andrew Dice Clay
(b. Silverstein, NYC), Peter Sellers (mother was Jewish), Mort Sahl,
Robert Klein (NYC), David Brenner, Albert Brooks (b. Einstein), etc.
The list goes on and on. All circumcised, all Jewish, and all
ingenious!eh -D, NYC "What was most striking about Woody Allen's
humor...is that this Jewish anxiety at the center of his wit touched
something alive in America at the moment and went out beyond us...It
made Jews of Gentiles...It meshed so perfectly with the deepest
undercurrents of feeling in the national life that it made outsiders
of us all.." - VIVIAN GORNICK (Village Voice)