Well, another operation for me on Thursday. But this time it's not a> > biggie, the docs are going to put a 'bio engineered skin graft' on my> > right big toe. Might take 1/2 hour to a hour. and I'll won't even> > be put to sleep, they'll put in a local on my foot. I'll be off my foot> > for two weeks and I'll stay a night or two with my mom. Hopefully by> > this time tomorrow, I'll be posting again.> > See you soon.>
In keeping with the circumcision theme, Mazel-tov to your big toe!
ehehee May it bring you many more toejam-free years of fun!ehehe
Don't forget to thank the millions of baby boys who are genitally mutilated> in the US annually so you can have your "bio engineered skin graft".>>
Tens of millions of lives have been saved by that one-time useless
scab o' skin. Think of all the burn victims.
How does it feel to have a piece of someone else's dick on your foot?>
It sure beats having an aardvark snout for a shmeckle!ehe What do you
feed that thang?ehe Circus peanuts? LOL!
Have the mutilated boys been paid or otherwise compensated for their loss?>>
Foreskinstein (coined by yours truly!ehe) over there just discovered
the internet! LOL! All of two posts, and all sexualizing and
facilitating the upkeep of foreskin. Whip out your Funk & Wagnalls,
and see if you can find circumcision listed as a definition for
"mutilation." DOH! Circumcision IS still the safest and most commonly
performed medical procedure, occurring more frequently than tooth
extraction. Foreskin is one of God's anatomical goofs (see harelip,
wisdom teeth, appendix), and it must be treated accordingly!!
Remember, circumcision occurs once, foreskin upkeep can last a
lifetime!! -D, NYC "Roman emperor Elagabalus (218-222) had such a warm
attitude toward Judaism, he had himself circumcised and would not eat
pork" - THE JEWISH CONNECTION BY M. HIRSCH GOLDBERG.."How do you
circumcise a hillbilly? A: kick his sister in the
chin!"ehee.."Basically, he's self-conscious about his dick, and he
wants a circumcision" eh - NIP/TUCK.."The ladies love a circumcision!"
eh - RABBI TUCKMAN, ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS.."I was born in
Waukegan, a long, long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our Rabbi
was an Indian..he used a tomahawk...I was eight days old..what did I
know?" ehe - JACK BENNY, b. Kubelsky, sweet Jew, quoted in Irving A.
Fein's Jack Benny.."If all 2,000,000 boys born in the US annually were
circumcised, the following would be prevented during their lifetimes:
7,000 cases of HIV, 10,000 cases of syphilis, 20,000 cases of
pyeleonephritis, 2,000 with concurrent bacterema, 1,500 cases of
hypertension, 150 cases of end stage renal disease, 2,000 cases of
penile cancer, 200,000 cases of phimosis, and 250,000-500,000 cases of
balanophimosis" - PROFESSOR BRIAN MORRIS, 30+ years of unbias research
on the benefits of circumcision.."Can I just talk about one other
issue I had? I'm almost hesitant to say this...because I'm not
gay...I'm not looking at other guys...but the whole uncircumcised
thing..when they're doing close-ups...It's just...that's a whole other
issue...it's just disgusting!" ehe - BABA BOOEY (aka Boy Gary
Dell'Abate, circumcised I-talian, producer - Howard Stern (umpteenth
sweet, Jewish NYer - KOAM - single-handedly changed the face of radio)
show, commenting on having seen a recent porn).."A London Times Survey
(1996) by Dr. T. Stuttaford found that among experienced Women &
Prostitutes, 90% preferred sex with circumcised men because it was
more hygenic and pleasurable" - DR. SCHOEN.."The Egg Cream is
psychologically the opposite of circumcision - it pleasurably
reaffirms your Jewishness!" ehe - MEL BROOKS (b. Kaminsky, umpteenth
sweet, Jewish NYer).."Be wise, circumcise!".."Born imperfect, made
perfect on the eighth day!".."To perfect the world (TIKUN OLAM) is in
Jewish thought - the obligation of every human being. Where better to
begin by fixing God's goof of foreskin?".."Life insurance companies
should class wearers of a prepuce under the head of a hazardous risk"
- MEDICAL WRITER, UNKNOWN.."Part of the foreskin they throw away after
circumcision, I believe it is called SCHMUCK" eh - DAVID GALE (Kevin
Spacey in The Life Of David Gale).."Circumcision is like a substantial
and well- secured annuity; every year of life you draw the benefits.
Parents cannot make a better paying investment for their little boys"
- DR. P.C. REMONDINO.."The anti-circumcision craze has developed
because groups of conservative, sensitive, medically misinformed
individuals, some with fanatical emotionalism, have not seen the
consequences of a society where males are not circumcised. While
medical prophylactic measures are readily accepted by our society,
surgical prophylaxis is in danger of being discarded by an
overemphasis on the return to the "natural." The intense pain of
natural childbirth is seen as a reward while the minor discomfort, if
any, of circumcision is magnified beyond reason" - DR.GERALD WEISS
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