Bill Maher On Circumcision

[Darrin T]

Back from my SuperJew World tour of non-circumcision newsgroups, the NY Yid of Tid returns to grace you with more the of the wonderful & wacky (ehe):

Excerpted transcript from HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher (episode 294, 9/20/13):

BILL MAHER (raised Catholic; Jewish mother, Catholic father): "I found out in this book (Still Foolin' Em by Billy Crystal) that I've never heard you say before...faith and that you'd like to believe in a God but it's very difficult...it sounds like things I would have said..I am quite surprised"
BILLY CRYSTAL (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer): "Well, I didn't get off to a good start with Judaism...(Maher laughs uncontrollably)...when you're circumcised 8 days in...(Maher/audience laughter)..that's hard to believe"
BILL MAHER: "But aren't you glad you did?"
BILLY CRYSTAL: "Yeah, I am now"
BILL MAHER: "I've seen those in porn...they're ugly...that'll ruin a porn in a second... LOL!(Crystal/audience laughter)...uncircumcised..." ehehe

Once again, circumcision is one of God's anatomical goofs! eh It serves no useful function (see appendix, wisdom teeth) other than to cause a lifetime of unwanted hassles and upkeep. A useless scab of hideous skin that should only be seen on skingraft patients. As John "The Elephant Man" Merrick once famously said: "I am not an animal, I am a human being." Remnant appendages have no business being among civilized society. This is what separates us from marsupials. -D, NYC "The Egg Cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision - it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness!" eh - MEL BROOKS (b. Kaminsky, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."In New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish. eh "If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to be Goyish even if you're Jewish!" eh - LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, insert you know what here!eh).."New York City is a friendly old town, from Washington Heights to Harlem on down" - BOB DYLAN, b. Robert Zimmerman, sweet Jew, "Voice of a Generation" - Top 100 selling artist of all-time

[Darrin T]

<< Once again, circumcision is one of God's anatomical goofs! eh >>

Oops! "Circumcision" should read as "foreskin." -D, NYC "I was born in Waukegan, a long, long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian..he used a tomahawk...I was eight days old..what did I know?" ehe - JACK BENNY (b. Kubelsky, sweet Jew, quoted in Irving A. Fein's Jack Benny).."If all 2,000,000 boys born in the US annually were circumcised, the following would be prevented during their lifetimes: 7,000 cases of HIV, 10,000 cases of syphilis, 20,000 cases of pyeleonephritis, 2,000 with concurrent bacterema, 1,500 cases of hypertension, 150 cases of end stage renal disease, 2,000 cases of penile cancer, 200,000 cases of phimosis, and 250,000-500,000 cases of
balanophimosis" - PROFESSOR BRIAN MORRIS, 30+ years of unbias research on the benefits of circumcision.."Can I just talk about one other issue I had? I'm almost hesitant to say this...because I'm not gay...I'm not looking at other guys...but the whole uncircumcised thing..when they're doing close-ups...It's just...that's a whole other issue...it's just disgusting!" ehe - BABA BOOEY (aka Boy Gary Dell'Abate, circumcised I-talian, producer - Howard Stern (sweet, circumcised Jew) show, commenting on having seen a recent porn).."A London Times Survey (1996) by Dr. T. Stuttaford found that among experienced Women & Prostitutes, 90% preferred --- with circumcised men because it was more hygenic and pleasurable" - DR. SCHOEN.."Be wise, circumcise!".."Born imperfect, made perfect on the eighth day!".."To perfect the world (TIKUN OLAM) is in Jewish thought - the obligation of every human being. Where better to begin by fixing God's goof of foreskin?".."Life insurance companies should class wearers of a prepuce under the head of a hazardous risk" - MEDICAL WRITER, UNKNOWN.."Part of
the foreskin they throw away after circumcision, I believe it is called SCHMUCK" eh - DAVID GALE (Kevin Spacey in The Life Of David Gale).."SURPRISED AT THE UNCIRCUMCISED (eh): Two black friends are on a fire escape. One says to the other: "Yo, I didn't know yo d**k was uncircumcised. It look like an anteater!" ehe - ABOVE THE RIM (1984).."Johnny Knoxville to Steve-O: "You're not circumcised?" (laughter) eh - MTV's JACKASS.."Basically,he's self-conscious about his d**k, and he wants a circumcision" eh - NIP/TUCK..."Circumcision is like a substantial and well-secured annuity; every year of life you draw the benefits. Parents cannot make a better paying investment for their little boys" - DR. P.C. REMONDINO.."The anti-circumcision craze has developed because groups of conservative, sensitive, medically misinformed individuals, some with fanatical emotionalism, have not seen the consequences of a society where males are not circumcised. While medical prophylactic measures are readily accepted by our society, surgical prophylaxis is in danger of being discarded by an
overemphasis on the return to the "natural." The intense pain of natural childbirth is seen as a reward while the minor discomfort, if any, of circumcision is magnified beyond reason" - DR.GERALD WEISS

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Post by Darrin T
<< Once again, circumcision is one of God's anatomical goofs! eh >>
Oops! "Circumcision" should read as "foreskin." -D, NYC

You're one of God's anatomical goofs

[Darrin T]

On Monday, September 30, 2013 3:00:39 AM UTC-4, Darrin T wrote: > << Once again, circumcision is one of God's anatomical goofs! eh >> > > > > Oops! "Circumcision" should read as "foreskin." -D, NYC

<<You're one of God's anatomical goofs>>

A Foreskinstein shlepper I presume?ehe What do you feed that thang - circus peanuts? LOL! -D, NYC "Roman Emperor, Elagabalus (218-222), had such a warm attitude toward Judaism that he had himself circumcised and would not eat pork" - THE JEWISH CONNECTION BY M. HIRSCH GOLDBERG